Chat Lane  Terry McAuliffe

What do we have here? You two hooligans in the corner can take off outta here, Big Mamma’s in the house now … now wait just a second, leave the wine. Big Mamma sure do like her a nice glass of wine. The girls here are done playing their “mafia” game. And that’s all it was, a game. You two low-lifes can just move on along and take those two goons at the door with you.

Thank you. Now, Big Mamma knows that there have been a few of her girls that been under the weather this past month. So, you little ladies, just come on up and get yourselves comfortable. Pick up those feet and plant them right up on these here these little stools … we’ve got a few good firemen to come in and help relieve some of that stress with some good old fashioned pedicures. You gentlemen take care now, and make these ladies feel better. You do what Big Mamma tell you, you hear?

Now, on to some of you other ladies. I hear tell that bowling has become the new sport on the streets. And I never done hear that bowling was a “drinking” game, yet somehow you all managed to turn it into one. And Big Mamma is just not happy that you’re bowling with the likes of Johnny Vegas and some Red-Headed .. well, I just can’t bring myself to say the word. Doesn’t seem like the best combination: heavy balls, gambling and red-heads. Sounds more like trouble just awaiting to happen.

Big Mamma is wantin’ her a piece of baby to cuddle … hand over that sweet baby girl! Would you two reindeer please get yourselves out of this house … Big Mamma can’t stand your shedding hair! This baby girl is just the sweetest little thing … she doesn’t need you two muckin’ up the place.

Hey, you cute little kid with the arrows. Do you think you could do Big Mamma a favor and shoot one of those arrows towards somebody who could help with the economy around this place … to many of my girls are losing their jobs, moving around, changing careers, trying to keep up is making my head spin. I know it’s not generally your intention, but a little economy-love would be a great thing right now!

A new contest has begun over on the streets … Mamma’s been hearing things. Got some new gals making themselves at home. And, let me tell you, it makes Big Mamma just as happy as a well-milked cow! They all seem to be fitting in and getting comfortable.

The first challenge in the game was to use pictures no bigger than an inch square. My word, that’s about the size of Big Mamma’s thumbnail. But, if you check out the gallery, these ladies are meeting, and beating, that challenge. Awesome talent is already being displayed. I just can’t wait to see what else comes from this contest.

The winner gets a great prize package from some really generous sponsors. Oh, and the opportunity to join the “Pit Crew” is going to be offered to two of the contests who participate in the contest and apply for the positions. All this new stuff going on, it’s a wonder that the streets even seem to manage without Big Mamma there.

So, I’d better not waste anymore time flapping my gums with you all. Better get myself back to where I belong, and that’s making sure my girls are takin’ care of themselves and their little ones.

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